Monday, January 21, 2008

Things no one heard me say while planning the wedding

** Hey this dress has pockets for my smokes.

**Can you put horse crap on our cake?

**No his third ex-wife can't come but I work with his second ex-wife and she can.

** See I told you my tattoo won't show through this dress none.

** Just wear clean jeans it aint fancy its just a wedding.

I am at watching My Redn*ck Wedding and it is so distrubing yet so funny I can't stop myself.

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