** Hey this dress has pockets for my smokes.
**Can you put horse crap on our cake?
**No his third ex-wife can't come but I work with his second ex-wife and she can.
** See I told you my tattoo won't show through this dress none.
** Just wear clean jeans it aint fancy its just a wedding.
I am at watching My Redn*ck Wedding and it is so distrubing yet so funny I can't stop myself.