Going with the Batman theme....
Today I met with fancy pants professor. He thought that my two paragraphs were acceptable EXCEPT (I hate when the but or an except comes) I need to add detail. Umm hi I had NINE PAGES of details and you MOCKED me and made me condense to two paragraphs!! Now you want more details?!?!
Oh I am so going to give you details!!
By all that is holy and Freud you will have details o' fancy pants!