Duchess: Hey baby on the way home from work can you stop by Home Depot?
The Man: Sure what do you need?
Duchess: Some lawn bags, new gloves the ones I have now aren't very good at keeping the picklers from not pickling me and a hatchet.
The Man: Ok lawn bags, gloves and what?
Duchess: A hatchet. A small one if you can find one.
The Man: A hatchet? Why a hatchet?
Duchess: We need one for a weed that thinks its a tree.
The Man: I see. Why don't I take a look before buying a hatchet.
Duchess: Whatever, we still need a hatchet.
The Man: Babe hatchets kill people.
For some reason The Man does not trust me with power tools or anything heavy and sharp. Hmmm wonder why?