5. You start reading the Sports section, even though you have absolutely no interest in sports. Oh you also make a semi-intelligent remark regarding States defense.
4.You crave Coney dogs despite having an ANGRY British BUM
3. You rub your nose by starting by your mouth and moving your entire hand up your face causing your nose to bend in a way the Bald Headed Baby Jesus never intended
2. You start keeping your phone right by you to text people while carrying on four different conversations
1. You start pricing air fare from here to Jersey or New York or anywhere that sounds like it might be close to her.